I was probably the FIRST person... EVER

 

There is not a law that states: A Dog Cannot Play Basketball

 

im gonna land this plane this time im gonna do it for real

 i have no intentions of changing my bedsheets. no matter how you try to convince me

do you want to date a magician

 

,,mm you don't have strep throat!''

 i can tell

the floor is .... ice cube trays

 

a. a. a. a. a. a.

 

come play with me mommy

 right next to our fart purifier!

i'm very sorry friends

forGIIIIVE me. 

forGIVE ME..... 

forgive

 

fuorgive

 

five 

have you CONSIDERED equipping FiSH HANDS?

 

the forge of creation, where all things go to meet their end

 

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car help??

 

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bzzberp

 

ppppppp

i dont want to get political, but...

 

HALT! You've been stopped by the OLMECS!

 WHOOPS! Sorry TURN AROUND!

 

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flip FLOP flee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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say hello to  the voice

he speaks for you! the customer.

woopsie daisy!

  oops! not again!!

MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT

 

i am ARCHIVING this importnat page for you!

 

who is she?

 

epidemiologist? more like

 epiSTEAMYologist

 

 

we are having a zero sum game

 

FAQ: why?

 

put your head in the game

 

this attack does 30 more damage for each one you have on yours

 

coupon: $5 off

 

don't forget to integrate the sampling rate!

  power spectral density!

Milk break!

 

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