Our History

Harvest Valley Runch was founded in 1854 by John D Rockafeller (seen below) in the great state of Georgia. John and his 8 wives (a common practice at the time) would harvest and refine their runch by hand.

 

 This process continued to be a laborious manual process until Eli Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Martyr Patricio Clito Ruíz y Rockafeller III and his 6 identical brothers (also named Eli Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Martyr Patricio Clito Ruíz y Rockafeller III) invented the Automated Runch Mill (pictured below)

 

This invention brought the Rockefeller family great wealth and fame, as they spread the Harvest Valley Runch brand across the United States, and eventually the world.

The tradition of fine runch and runch accessories continues to this day, as our dedicated workers refine, package, and process our runch for you, our customers in our advanced and sanitary runch processing facility located in Sunny, beautful, Macon Ga.

 

 

I am announcing my run for Delaware State House of Representatives

 I, Dumper Scoots Doo am announcing my intent to run for the Delaware House of Representatives in District 18. I hope to bring my vast political and architectural experience to bear working for the people of the great state of Delaware. Please see the seal of the great state of Delaware below. 

I hereby PROMISE I have not taken any CORPORATE MONETARY DONATIONS

 

I am POISED to strike the FINAL BLOW

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FAQ: why are my teeth growing after death

  they grow too long and bump into other dead peoples' teeth, and that's where earthquakes come from

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