BREAKING: The lost episode of the Scooby-Doo Show has been recovered!

We have located the long-lost episode of The Scooby-Doo Show,  specifically SDLA-25: "The Spooky Squeal Steal." This episode was...

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BREAKING: The lost episode of the Scooby-Doo Show has been recovered!

We have located the long-lost episode of The Scooby-Doo Show, specifically SDLA-25: "The Spooky Squeal Steal." This episode was only broadcast once, and nearly all traces of the episode have been lost media. Presumably this was done due to a naughty phrase at the end of the episode. Famously, or possibly infamously, this episode saw the introduction of the character Dumper Scoots Doo - one of the only signs of the existence of this episode that has survived to modern day. It was erroneously deleted from a Wikipedia article detailing the extended family members of Scooby-Doo.

 

What follows is the transcribed audio of the episode.

 

Enter: New York Hot Dog Stand - Night

[A woman walks up to a hot dog stand.]

Hot Dog Monger: May I help you?

Girl: Do you have any dogs? You know, like hot? [shows empty hamburger bun]

Hot Dog Monger: Of course. Right this way. [walks to hot dog displays]

Girl: Ooh, let me see that one!

Hot Dog Monger: Hmm... nope! You smell funny.

Girl: What? Would you like a closer sniff?

[The monger sniffs. He decides she smells ok.] 

Hot Dog Monger: I guess it wouldn't hurt to let you look. [takes out hot dog from glass case]

[The girl gasps as she sees the dog.]

Girl: How much?

Hot Dog Monger: I'm afraid it's not for sale. I'm just holding it for a customer.

[A nearby payphone rings. The monger answers the phone while the girl returns the hot dog.]

Hot Dog Monger: [into phone] Yeah, whaddya want?

Girl: Well, thanks anyway. [leaves]

Hot Dog Monger: Look, just tie her up until I get home.

[An unseen figure walks up to the payphone.]

Hot Dog Monger: [sees man, gasps] I'm... gonna have to call you back. [hangs up]

Man: I've come for my dog.

Hot Dog Monger: Of course. [hands hot dog]

Man: [sniffs hot dog] What is this? [shows hot dog]

[The monger looks at the hot dog. The hot dog has been replaced by the girl's hamburger bun. It is a bun within a bun.]

Hot Dog Monger: I don't understand! It was just here!

[The man starts to summon mustard in his hands, preparing to attack the monger.]

Hot Dog Monger: But I... I... no! Please!

[The man grabs the monger by the neck. The monger screams as the man attacks him with hot mustard. Outside, the girl looks at the hot dog she stole.]

[Intro sequence and title card]

 

Enter: Wilma's Tacos - Day

[Shaggy stands at the counter to order food.]

Shaggy: Like, I'll take a double-bacon cheeseburger, dry, no cheese with a triple slab of swiss! [chuckles] Can you make that?

Wilma: No, we are a Taco restaurant.

[The audience laughs] 

Daphne: Tonight's the first time my parents will see Fred and me as a couple. I just want everything to be perfect. I'm afraid they think Fred is a weirdo. Thanks for listening.

Scooby: No problem. 

Dumper Scoots: Yeah! I'm always hear to lend an ear.

[Velma enters with the girl from the hot dog stand.]

Daphne: Velma, over here!

Velma: [to Dumper Scoots] Who are you?

Dumper Scoots: I'm Scooby's cousin.

Velma: Nice to meet you. Those are my friends. Watch out for the skinny, frail-looking one.

[Shaggy spills taco sauce on his nose. The girl watches him amorously.]

Velma: [to Mystery Inc.] This is Yao Ming. She's here from Namibia on a two-week student exchange.

Shaggy: Like, who did we exchange for her?

[The girl chuckles.]

Velma: The school's weird girl, Starfish Finger.

[A cutaway is shown of Starfish Finger in Namibia. Starfish Finger sips some soup.]

Starfish Finger: Oh, boy. [stomach rumbles] I cant eat soup. Probably shoulda told ya. I have a major soup intolerance.

[End of cutaway]

Daphne: Welcome to Milwaukee, Yao Ming. I think you're gonna love it here.

Scooby: Me, too!

Yao Ming: [to Shaggy] Me, too.

Dumper Scoots: Me, too! Haha.

[Wilma walks by with the drinks.]

Velma: Wilma, this is Yao Ming. She's visiting from Namibia.

Wilma: Welcome! Please, try one of my Szechuan pork ice cream sandwiches! On the house! [chuckles]

[Yao Ming reaches for a sandwich, but Wilma notices the hot dog on her hand.]

Wilma: Uh! Uh... excuse me. [leaves]

Daphne: You know, there's a delegate from Namibia visiting Milwaukee right now. My boyfriend, Fred - I love saying "boyfriend!" - is showing him around town with his dad. My boyfriend, Fred's, town is the mayor. Boyfriend.

Velma: Daphne's mom and dad are hosting a dinner for him tonight. You should come!

Yao Ming: Will there be any cute boys there?

Daphne: Well, Fred, my boyfriend, of course!

Shaggy: Like, ahem!

Daphne: Oh! And Shaggy.

Dumper Scoots: And me too!

Yao Ming: Are you sure you’re Scooby’s cousin?

Dumper Scoots: Absolutely.

[audience roars with laughter]

Velma: [to Yao Ming] Sister, you're playing with fire.

[Yao Ming laughs.]

 

Enter: Street - Day

[Fred, Mayor Jones, and the Namibian diplomat pose in a photo stand-in.]

Mayor: Mr. Waddleson-Smith, what you guys need is a theme, something that makes your little country stand out. Something that says "fun!" Here in Milwaukee, our theme is the world's most haunted tourist trap- I mean, town! Folks can't get enough of it.

Fred: Everyone, say "beef and broccoli!"

Dumper Scoots: Beef and broccoli!

[The photographer snaps a photo.]

Waddleson-Smith: Fascinating. There is much we can learn from you.

[Meanwhile, Shaggy walks with Yao Ming.]

Yao Ming: You've been to Namibia?

Shaggy: No, but my stomach has. Scoob and I get Namibian takeout every single week.

[They laugh. Velma pulls Shaggy aside.]

Velma: Shaggy, you have to stop flirting with Yao Ming.

Shaggy: Like, dude, I'm just bein' polite.

Velma: The last time you were that polite to me, I spent a month locked in my bedroom discovering myself.

Dumper Scoots: I agree with Velma. You’re leading her on.

Shaggy: Like, whatever Dumper Scoots. How did you even get here?

[Dumper Scoots unexpectedly disappears in the next screen transition]

Mayor: Mr. Waddleson-Smith, we better get you back to the hotel if you're going to be ready for the shindig tonight. Oh, pardon my French. "Shindig" is American for hootenanny!

Waddleson-Smith: I'm honoured to attend your... "shindig." [notices Yao Ming's hot dog] That is a lovely hot dog, Miss...

Yao Ming: Ming. Yao Ming.

Waddleson-Smith: Where did you find such a treasure?

Yao Ming: From some monger.

Daphne: [ushers Yao Ming away] Dinner is at eight. Dress is casual.

[Mr. Waddleson-Smith looks at them, scheming.]

 

Enter: Lazer Mansion - Night

[Mystery Inc. is seated at the banquet. Dumper Scoots is hanging from a chandelier]

Shaggy: Like, dude, swap seats with me, would ya?

Scooby: Why?

Shaggy: So, um, I could be closer to the, uh, gravy!

Scooby: [passes gravy] Here you go.

Shaggy: Thanks, but I really want to be closer to the, uh... corn.

[Scooby passes the corn.]

Shaggy: Scoob! Just switch seats with me.

Scooby: Fine! Hmph. Testy.

[Barty Lazer rings a cup with a spoon, and Dumper Scoots gracefully floats to the ground, which is seemingly an animation error.]

Barty Lazer: Mr. Waddleson-Smith, friends, [glares] Fred. I would just like to say- [lights shut off] Who turned out the lights?

[Red lightning appears around the room. In a puff of smoke, a red wizard appears.]

[The people run away from the wizard.]

Red wizard: Do not disturb the Lion’s Foot, or you will pay the price! The Lion’s Foot belongs to no one! Whoever tries to claim it will die!

[Yao Ming hides under a table, but the wizard sees her.]

Red wizard: You have unknowingly brought grave danger to all who are near you! [casts lightning at her]

[Shaggy hides with Yao Ming, throwing her out of the lightning's way.]

Shaggy: I came down here to protect you, but now I see that I'm paralyzed with fear!

Velma: What is the Lion’s Foot?

[The red wizard lifts the table.]

Nan Lazer: Somebody, do something!

Fred: Way ahead of you, Mrs. Lazer. [pulls rope]

[The rope mechanism breaks the head off a statue, which swings and breaks through a wall. This causes a net to lower, almost capturing the red wizard. The wizard disappears, however, and the net instead captures the other guests.]

Mayor: Rumbling swamp-crickets! What just happened?!

Barty Lazer: I seem to be trapped in some sort of net.

Fred: Not just any net! That's a Brownberger B41: titanium-woven, aircraft-grade, aluminum grommets, this baby is shark-proof!

Daphne: But why is it in our dining room?

Fred: I installed it last year for a situation just like this!

Velma: You booby-trapped Daphne's house?

Fred: I booby-trapped all your houses for protection, and it's a good thing I did. We almost caught that wizard!

Nan Lazer: Almost?! You destroyed my dining room!

Fred: Hey, you can't trap an omelette without breaking a few eggs, am I right? [pulls rope, lifting net]

Mayor: Mr. Waddleson-Smith, I am so sorry about this.

Barty Lazer: Spare me. Things like this always happen when the Jones boys are around.

Mayor: What's that supposed to mean?!

Waddleson-Smith: Thank you for this... memorable evening, but I have had enough excitement for one night. It is time I return to my economy lodging.

Barty Lazer: Daphne, I want your idiot boyfriend out of my house!

Fred: Did you hear that? Your dad called me your boyfriend! I think tonight was a big step forward.

[Daphne growls at Fred.]

Velma: Maybe we should just look for some clues. Scooby, Dumper, get to work.

Scooby: Good idea. [sniffs around, sneezes]

Shaggy: What'd you find, Scoob?

Scooby: I accidentally sniffed Dumper Scoots.

Dumper Scoots: Accidentally? You definitely did that on purpose.

Scooby: No I didn’t.

Dumper Scoots: You’ve been sniffing me since we were pups.

[the audience laughs]

Velma: Cut it out, guys. It's some kind of red dust.

Yao Ming: That's not dust. It's tea. Scarlet oolong, to be exact. This tea is very rare.

[Velma drops it in a candle, but it combusts in a burst of flames.]

Velma: And flammable.

Fred: I only know one place in Milwaukee that specializes in rare, flammable teas.

 

Enter: Wilma's Tacos - Night

[Fred watches the taco shop from the Mystery Machine.]

Fred: It's pretty quiet out there.

Velma: Fred, when did you install a periscope in the Mystery Machine?

Daphne: Probably right around the time he was installing a trap in my dining room. What else aren't you telling us, Fred?

Fred: Nothing, Daphne, I swear!

Daphne: Whatever. Where's my lip gloss? [presses button on glove compartment]

Fred: Daphne! Wait! No!

[Daphne's seat ejects, launching her out.]

Fred: I guess there was one other thing I didn't tell you.

Shaggy: The key to a good stake-out is making sure you've got enough snacks. [holds up bag] This is Scoob's and my special snack sack. We've got something from every food group: salty, sugary, jerky, and ice cream!

Scooby: Yeah!

Shaggy: Like, I recommend eating the ice cream first! [passes spoon to Yao Ming]

[Shaggy does not pass a spoon to Scooby.]

Scooby: Huh?

[Shaggy and Yao Ming start eating. Scooby whimpers.]

Shaggy: Boy, it's delicious.

Velma: I feel your pain, dog.

[Daphne enters, covered in dirt stains.]

Fred: I am so sorry.

Daphne: Save it.

Dumper Scoots: Allow me.

[Dumper Scoots begins to lick Daphne, but suddenly, white electricity crackles. It lifts the Mystery Machine and shakes it violently.]

Dumper Scoots: Yeowch! I bit my tongue.

Shaggy: Zoinks! Let's get outta here!

[Daphne kicks open the back door.]

Velma: This way!

[They exit and see a white wizard.]

Daphne: It's the wizard from the party!

[The wizard takes the Mystery Machine and throws it at them. They run away, but suddenly, a red wizard appears.]

Fred: No, wait! That's the wizard from the party!

Velma: Two wizards? What is going on?

[The two wizards face each other and begin to battle.]

Shaggy: Like, this would be so cool if I wasn't so terrified!

[The wizards create bolts of lightning and they clash. Velma watches the white wizard's hand via binoculars.]

Velma: That white wizard has three hot dogs exactly like yours!

[The two wizards continue to clash, creating balls of energy which fly in all directions and threaten to hit Mystery Inc. Suddenly, the white wizard gets the upper hand, sending the red wizard flying into a dumpster. The white wizard laughs and turns to Yao Ming.]

Scooby: Uh-oh.

Shaggy: Like, I second that, Scoob!

Dumper Scoots: Yes, I am the third to mention it too.

Velma: Fourth!

Yao Ming: Fifth for me to be included.

Fred: Quick, everybody! Back to the van.

Daphne: Sixth! I want to be included.

[The audience roars with laugher. They run into the van, but Fred struggles to start it.]

Fred: [turns ignition key] Come on! Come on!

[Suddenly, the white wizard grabs Yao Ming by the ankle.]

Yao Ming: Help!

White wizard: You’ll pay for what you’ve done.

Shaggy: [grabs Yao Ming's arms] Yao Ming!

[The white wizard rips Yao Ming out of Shaggy's grasp and tries to get away. Meanwhile, Fred starts the vehicle and chases after them.]

White wizard: Hurry! Give it to me!

Dumper Scoots: Let me buy you a drink first!

White wizard: What even are you?

Velma: That’s Dumper Scoots. He’s Scooby’s cousin.

Fred: Enough! Shaggy, I need your snack sack. [Shaggy gives it to Daphne] Daphne, slide over and put the snack sack on your seat.

White wizard: You don’t look like a dog.

Daphne: Okay, ready to launch. [presses button]

[The sack hits the wizard. Then, the Mystery Machine runs into him, causing him to let go of Yao Ming. Shaggy catches her.]

Shaggy: Like, we got her!

[The Mystery Machine drives away, but the wizard chases. Meanwhile, the red wizard starts to recover.]

Velma: He's still coming!

Dumper Scoots: I am definitely a dog!

[The red wizard confronts the white wizard. They clash and vanish in a puff of light.]

 

Enter: Velma's House - Night

[The Mystery Machine parks by Velma's house.]

Velma: Are you okay, Yao Ming?

Yao Ming: I am now, thanks to Shaggy. I owe you my life.

Shaggy: It was, you know, like, nothin'.

[Velma looks at Shaggy.]

Shaggy: What? Is there something in my teeth?

[Velma and Yao Ming exit the vehicle and get in the house.]

Velma: Come on.

 

Enter: Velma's Bedroom - Night

[Velma enters and turns on the lights. They are dim, creating a romantic ambiance]

Yao Ming: So, what's the story with Shaggy? He's cute.

Velma: Stay away from Shaggy. He has dog issues.

Yao Ming: I... don't know what that means. Dog issues? You mean Dumper Scoots?

[The lights suddenly shut off.]

Velma: Yes, I don’t know – oh no, now what?

[The white wizard appears in the window. He cackles. The wizard chases Velma and Yao Ming down the stairs.]

Velma: Quick, Yao Ming, this way!

White wizard: [casts lightning] Give me the hot dog! It is the key to possessing the Lion’s Foot!

Velma: What are you doing?!

[Yao Ming kicks the wizard between the legs.]

Velma: Jinkies! You go, girl!

[The wizard gets up and pulls his pants up.]

[Meanwhile, Shaggy uses an English to Namibian dictionary, walking towards Yao Ming's house.]

Shaggy: I sure am hungry. [opens door] Yao Ming!

[Velma and Yao Ming are thrown out of the house.]

Shaggy: Are you guys practicing on how to fly out of there?

[The wizard takes the hot dog from Yao Ming's back pants pocket.]

Yao Ming: My hot dog!

[The wizard cackles and disappears.]

Shaggy: That is so not how I imagined this happening.

Dumper Scoots: Me neither!

 

Enter: Wilma's Tacos - Night

Velma: I have searched every corner of the internet, and I cannot find anything about the Lion’s Foot.

Daphne: And why did he steal Yao Ming's hot dog? He already had three of them.

Dumper Scoots: It is quite a mystery. Though I suppose that’s why they call us “Mystery Inc.”

Shaggy: Like, man, you haven’t even been here for more than a few days.

Wilma: [enters] The wizard has all four hot dogs? Yu mo gwe gwai fai tse tsao.

Fred: Wilma, what do you know about this?

Wilma: [sighs] Well, I... I suppose it's time you should know. That red wizard who's been popping up out of nowhere... it's Dumper Scoots.

Shaggy and Scooby: What?!

Dumper Scoots: It’s true.

Wilma: When I was a young grasshopper in Namibia, I was entrusted with a priceless ruby called the Lion’s Foot. Centuries ago, the ruby was encased in a great jade lion. Legend has it that you must use four sacred hot dogs to gain access to the Lion’s Foot.

Shaggy: But, like, what does that have to do with Dumper Scoots?

Dumper Scoots: I can answer that one.

Wilma: Dumper Scoots is actually from Namibia. He is actually a lion… that’s why he does not appear to be related to a family of dogs despite his claims.

Dumper Scoots: Wow, ok well that is NOT what I was going to say.

[audience cannot stop laughing]

Velma: [turns to face the camera] Did that just happen?

Shaggy: So wait, Dumper Scoots is from Namibia, that explains why he’s a lion… but also now, the white wizard has all four dogs.

Velma: If only we had that jade lion, we could use it to lure him...

Fred and Daphne: Into a trap!

Wilma: You're in luck, because the jade lion is right over there.

[Everyone looks at Dumper Scoots Doo.]

All: Oh.

Dumper Scoots: Is it something I said?

Fred: Gang, it's trappin' time!

[The gang slowly advances on a trembling Dumper Scoots]

Enter: Wilma's Tacos - Night

[Wilma closes the shop and calls out the window to lure the wizard.]

Wilma: I sure hope no one notices this window is gone and steals my jade lion. Oh, well.

[The white wizard appears. Firework rockets launch and explode, triggering fire sprinklers. The water removes the wizard's ability to use lightning.]

White wizard: Huh?

Fred: Scooby Snack, go! [tosses snack to Scooby]

[Scooby attempts to catch the snack, but it unexpectedly opens up and a beam of light is emitted. A smaller Scooby Snack appears on a plank, which activates the trap. The trap captures the wizard in a ball-shaped contraption.]

Fred: [rips off cover, revealing cage] Ta-da! The Brownberger B41. It's the trapper's trap.

Mayor: [enters, turning on lights] Spicy jiblet ponies, Fred! Why do you have a geisha tied up in here? You know they belong downtown in Milwaukee's Geisha House of Terror.

Fred: He's not a geisha, dad. He's a wizard. Or at least, that's who he's pretending to be.

[Velma pulls off the wizard's mask.]

All: Mr. Waddleson-Smith?!

Scooby: Big surprise.

Mayor: What, Waddleson-Smith?! Why?!

Waddleson-Smith: I've searched for the Lion’s Foot all my life. I've tracked it to your silly little town, and it was almost mine! Mine!

Yao Ming: You won't be needing these anymore. [removes Waddleson-Smith's hot dogs]

Daphne: Now it all makes sense. Mr. Waddleson-Smith used his supposed "research trip" to Milwaukee as an excuse to hunt for the Lion’s Foot. [flashback starts] When he saw that Yao Ming was carrying the fourth hot dog, he knew he was close. Mr. Waddleson-Smith posed as the evil white kung-fu wizard to steal the fourth hot dog from Yao Ming, but Dumper Scoots pretended to be a red wizard in an effort to stop him.

Dumper Scoots: Scooby-dooby-doo!

Velma: After the wizard battle downtown, Mr. Waddleson-Smith came to my house in one last effort to get the hot dog. [flashback ends]

Shaggy: But how did he make himself fly?

Dumper Scoots: Oh, the same way I did. [pulls off Waddleson-Smith's robe] Jetpack!

All: Oh! Of course!

Daphne: And the magic lightning bolts?

Velma: [shows Waddleson-Smith's hands] Homemade Tesla coils. Genius!

Waddleson-Smith: It was the perfect plan! That ruby is priceless! I was going to be rich, and I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you-

Fred: [puts mask back on] Save it, Waddleson-Smith. We've heard it all before.

Shaggy: But, like, if Dumper Scoots was the jade lion the whole time, wouldn’t it be too risky for him to fly around with like, Mr. Waddleson-Smith flying around too?

[Scooby giggles.]

Velma: No, Shaggy! [turns to camera and shrugs]

[the audience gives a light chuckle]

 

Enter: Wilma's Taco - Night

Yao Ming: I can't thank you all enough for what you've done for me. Oh, and before I forget, Wilma rightfully should have these. [gives hot dogs to Shaggy]

Shaggy: Like, so now that it's over, Yao Ming, um, I was wondering if we could, like, you know... um... like... how do I say this?

Scooby: Go on a date?

Shaggy: No, gross! I want that hot dog.

Yao Ming: Oh, Shaggy, I'd love to give it to you, but it's time for me to return to Namibia, with Dumper Scoots.

Shaggy: Namibia? Like, what do you mean?

[A car arrives to pick Yao Ming up. Dumper Scoots is driving.]

Yao Ming: In ten minutes.

[Shaggy whimpers, sadly.]

Yao Ming: [gets in car] Goodbye, everyone. I'll never forget you. Especially you, Shaggy. But I guess I won’t forget Dumper Scoots, since he is driving me.

Shaggy: I guess this is what it feels like to have your heart broken.

Velma: You know Shaggy, my lips are right here.

Daphne: Yeah, that is true.

Shaggy: But, like, I don't even know how to kiss with passion.

Velma: It's Milwaukee, Shaggy. The land of romance. You don’t have to practice here. The natural energy of the city will guide you.

Shaggy: Well, I guess I can try.

[Shaggy closes his eyes and leans in for a kiss]

Fred: [drives Mystery Machine, hitting Velma out of the way. She lands hard on the ground, and a crunch is heard] Come on, gang! I'll drive!

[Shaggy accidentally kisses the van instead of Velma]

Shaggy: Velma, your lips are so soft and inviting. I don’t think I want to open my eyes to ruin this experience.

Velma: Shaggy! [turns to camera, and attempts to shrug, but her left hand is now backwards]

[audience roars with laughter for a whole ten seconds while Velma holds her position]

 

Enter: Port - Night

[Yao Ming sneaks on a ship and sets sail. She takes a box to a room in the ship and opens it, revealing she has the Lion’s Foot ruby. Dumper Scoots is nowhere to be seen]

Yao Ming: Finally, mine. So long, Mystery Incorporated.

[The ship suddenly jolts. The ruby falls out of Yao Ming's hands and lands in Shaggy's.]

Shaggy: Hello, dude. Or should I say... Yao Ming? I went to the airport to see you off, but you weren't on the plane. It was always about the ruby, wasn't it? You just used us to get Waddleson-Smith out of the way so you could get the other hot dogs!

Yao Ming: That's right. [flashback starts] While you and your idiot friends were explaining Waddleson-Smith's plan, I opened the jade lion and took the ruby. [flashback ends] The Lion’s Foot belongs to me!

Dumper Scoots: [from off-camera] Actually, it belongs to me!

[Dumper Scoots jumps down from the ceiling and blocks Yao Ming]

Shaggy: Fine, come and get it!

[Dumper Scoots strikes a table, breaking it in half. Yao Ming stops to snack on a nearby banana, biding her time.]

Shaggy: Zoinks! [runs]

[Dumper Scoots chases Shaggy around the ship deck, but falls into a trap and is suspended upside down.]

Dumper Scoots: Let me go, you idiots!

Yao Ming: I’m out of here!

[Yao Ming runs away, never to be seen again.]

Scooby: You okay, Shaggy?

Shaggy: Was everything about you a lie? Like, even you being related to Scooby?

Dumper Scoots: No? What are you talking about? I’m your cousin, Scooby. What?

Velma: He's too good for you, even if you are a lion.

Dumper Scoots: I still don't know what that means. What? I’m a dog. I’m literally a dog?

Daphne: Mom, dad, you can come out now.

[Daphne's parents appear.]

Dumper Scoots: What the fuck are you doing here?

[A very obvious splice in the filmstrip covers part of the dialogue here, but the metadata reveals the captioning. Afterwards, Dumper Scoots is covered up with a black box for the rest of the show.]

Fred: Thanks again, Mr. and Mrs. Lazer, for letting us disguise your boat as Yao Ming's escape boat.

Barty Lazer: Well, I have to admit, Fred, your Cochamamy trap actually worked.

Fred: That's not even a real word, sir.

[Another splice in the filmstrip]

Daphne: I think my Daddy's warming up to you.

Nan Lazer: Just one question: how did you know that Dumper Scoots would step right in the middle of your trap?

[Another splice]

Fred: How did I know Yao Ming would step on my trap? I didn’t. That's why I set traps all over this boat.

Barty and Nan: You did what?

[Barty and Nan both fall into another trap.]

Barty Lazer: Fred Jones, you buffoon!

Daphne: Oh, Freddy.

Scooby: Yeah! [giggles]

[Credits roll]

 


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